Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Yesterday, my mother decided that sitting at home watching TV was making 
> her back hurt too much, so we should all go out shopping instead.
> 
> (Does that logic make ANY SENSE to anybody here? Cos it makes no sense 
> at all to me!)

Live with 'em long enough and you'll realise that that is logical
compared to some of the other non-sequiters that they (female humans)
come out with.
*Dons flame-proof underwear and puts on armour*

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> 
> But that wasn't the expensive part. After that, I decided to buy myself 
> some "casual" shoes. (Since I only ever leave my house to go to work, 
> I've never owned any shoes except office shoes. Last time I was out with 
> my friends, they pointed out that you can't actually wear office shoes 


> 


formal shoes with jeans. Teamed with a white, ironed shirt and a good
jacket it looks pretty good (at least that's what The Kat says)

> The trip to "Mark Expensive" was actually the *cheapest* event of the 


> 
> In summary, I now have a collection of various crumpled out shirts and 
> faded jeans. Trouble is, I have absolutely no idea whether this makes me 
> look like the height of fashion or a total moron...
> 
So buy some new jeans (or chinos) and a few good shirts

John

-- 
"Eppur si muove" - Galileo Galilei

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