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Stephen wrote:
> Would someone tell me what that rant is about?
> On second thoughts, don't :)
As you may or may not know, Valve recently greated a computer game known
only as Team Fortress 2. In this game, you can play as one of 9
different characters - all with different weapons and abilities, and all
heavily characitured.
One such character is the Engineer. We wears a yellow construction
helmet and talks in a sterotypical Texus accent. Walks around carrying a
wrench and yelling that "I need some God-darn'd help here!" and "plant
yourself on the point, mister!"
His most notable ability is building sentry guns. These, as the name
suggests, shoot anybody on the enemy team who walks within range. Maps
are won or lost based on how many sentry gens a team has built, how
cleaverly placed they are, and how effectively their team of engineers
can keep them repaired.
Valve also released a series of videos entitled "Meet the team". One of
them was "Meet the Engineer". In this, we see the engineer sitting on a
rock beside his camp fire softly playing an accoustic guitar and
describing what he does for a living. At the end of the video, the
camera pulls out, and we discover that the camp fire has 4 sentry guns
round it, and while the Engineer calmly sits playing his guitar, an
entire army of enemy personnel are attempting to attack him, and being
mowed to the ground by the sentry guns.
"and you'd better HOPE....... NOT POINTED AT YOU!"
*insane battlefield shot with Engineer calmly sitting in the middle,
guarded by his sentries*
*TF2 themetune and credits*
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