On Mon, 19 May 2008 16:15:29 +0100, Phil Cook wrote:

>> Heh, better watch out, your sarcasm tags are showing, Phil. ;-)
> 
> Me sarcastic? No, you must have me mistaken for someone else.

Oh, I don't think so. ;-)

> But seriously what next "Ask your doctor to use PhilCo extra-sharp
> needles", "Did you know 1 in 20 Americans get a reaction from alcohol
> swabs, why not ask your doctor to use PhilCo anti-allergen swabs",

Hey, that could help with my allergy shots.

> "Why
> weren't your test results processed in a PhilCo machine? Get your
> results back faster and with a greater degree of precision then compared
> to other leading test machine brands", or "Is your doctor using standard
> seat cushions in their waiting rooms? Tests show that normal seats can
> retain germs for up to two days. Ask for a PhilCo seat because you don't
> want to catch what they've got"

LOL

> [snort] My my the way my mind works - "Is your airline using standard
> seat cushions in their planes? Tests show that normal seats can hide
> terrorists for up to two days. Ask for a PhilCo seat because you don't
> want you and your family to end up dead"

Why am I suddenly hearing George Carlin? ;-)

Jim

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