>> Seriously... WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU WANT?!
>
> The ability to use my nipples to tune into JazzFM and control my
> temperature.
...the hell...? 0_0
> An enhanced EM sense would be nice
Like what? The ability to see with your tongue?
> possibly another thumb
You have two essentially unused fingers as it is!
> rewiring of our eyes
You can rewrite your eyes if you want. :-P
> separation of waste and procreation organs
Hmm... that *is* going to involve creating additional holes in the
structural reinforcement of the abdonom. I'm just saying... ;-)
> a lower error rate on cell duplication
That's going to significantly lower upper limit on the speed of cell
division.
> separation of food and air intakes
OK, that's probably a good idea. In fact it would probably be beneficial
if all that pipework didn't have to go through your neck... it's kind of
vulnerable.
> extra nictitating membrane on eyes and nostrils
Wuh? Dictionary time...
> concious control of pain receptors as standard
That's probably a Very Bad Idea. To quote Madonna, "pain is a warning
that something's wrong".
> Give me time and I'm sure I could come up with many more.
Indubitably...
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