Stephen wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:03:49 +0000, Bill Pragnell <bil### [at] hotmailcom>
> wrote:
> 
>> Hey, no fair! That's just my basilisk repellent powder, painted blue, in 
>>   a tin marked 'dinosaur repellent'!
> 
> *Your* basilisk repellent powder? Well I'll have you know I stole it from Tommy
> Cooper twenty years ago delving deep on a BBS. He proved to me his shark
> repellent worked wonders in central London. 

Could have sworn I got mine from a heavily-modified Spike Milligan 
Elephant Poison. Ah well.

> On a tangent, my claim to fame is that we shared the same doctor. I only got the
> left foot though :)

Not bad.

"Hello? Is that the local swimming baths?"  "That depends on where 
you're calling from sir"

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