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Stephen wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:56:04 +0000, Bill Pragnell <bil### [at] hotmail com>
> wrote:
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>> Phil Cook wrote:
>
>>> I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in
>>> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>> Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous
>> no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at
>> home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
>
> You both might wish to purchase some of my live dinosaur repellent powder. I can
> almost guarantee that it works.
> I have been running a trial in Piccadilly Circus for the last five years and
> there has been no reports of live dinosaurs recently.
Hey, no fair! That's just my basilisk repellent powder, painted blue, in
a tin marked 'dinosaur repellent'!
damn you
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