Gilles Tran wrote:

> Because you're a wimp. Go build some muscles. Have you looked at all those 
> secretaries? Seen their huge, bulging forearms and their sausage-thick 
> fingers ? That's the key. You need to try *** very hard *** to change styles 
> in Word.

Try "very hard" as in "with a 2 Telsa magnet"?

> You can also use a sledgehammer but you'll be breaking the EULA

Heh. Isn't installing VNC a violation of the EULA? (And, for that 
matter, turning off Automatic Updates...)

> Microsoft lawyers will have Northampton nuked into a glowing glass sheet 
> before you can spell Arial.

Ooo, that would be nice... Maybe then they'll stop holding all the speed 
dating events in Northampton and start holding them in *my* hometown 
again! Yays!

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