Sherry Shaw wrote:

> In light of the memory-transfer experiments done with planaria back in 
> the Sixties, I wonder if might be equally effective simply to eat the 
> removed brain.  This eliminates the necessity of removing one's own 
> brain in order to install the new one, as well as the attendant 
> necessity of relearning non-Haskell material, such as the names of one's 
> close relatives.  However, it also introduces the possibility of 
> contracting Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease as a result of the brain-eating 
> behavior.  This risk might be minimized by a casual questioning of the 
> chosen donor prior to the brain-removal procedure--for example, "Have 
> you recently experienced episodes of myoclonus, ataxia, or 
> hallucination?"  Regarding preparation of the acquired brain, the 
> sources I have consulted generally recommend parboiling, slicing, and 
> stir-frying with chilis, ginger, and some nice spring onions.

...and people say *Haskell* is friggin' weird!! 0_0

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