cats:

"Well, some researchers were once conducting such an experiment, but, 
when they opened up the box, the cat was neither alive nor dead but was 
in fact completely missing, and they called me in to investigate. I was 
able to deduce that nothing very dramatic had happened. The cat had 
merely got fed up with being repeatedly locked up in a box and 
occasionally gassed and had taken the first opportunity to hoof it 
through the window. It was for me the work of a moment to set a saucer 
of milk by the window and call `Bernice' in an enticing voice - the 
cat's name was Bernice, you understand - and the cat was soon restored. 
A simple enough matter, but it seemed to create quite an impression in 
certain circles, and soon one thing led to another as they do and it 
all culminated in the thriving career you see before you."

:)

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