"Tim Nikias" <JUS### [at] gmxnetWARE> wrote in message 
news:46fa1bef$1@news.povray.org...
>I shouldn't be telling you this, but I got older today.
>
> AGAIN!
>
> Wasn't last year enough?! And the year before?
>
> EVERY YEAR THE SAME DAY.
>
> It haunts me! It's out to get me!
>
> I'M DOOMED! I'M GETTING OLDER AND OLDER AND SOMEDAY I WILL DIE OF OLD AGE!
>
> ;-)

Before that happens, you will have the fashionable pleasure of your ear 
hairs growing out like house-elf tufts, and your nostril hairs looking like 
flies have crawled up your nose and died, leaving their back legs hanging 
out.

Happy rant day!   Enjoy!  :-)

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