"pov-ray is kind of evil"
Nooo, noooooo.  It's so seductive, so nice.  So nicey nice, this.  My
Povray. Not evil.  Mine. aaalll miiiine...

"pov-ray is figuring out how to position the camera to get the desired
shots"
But it always forgets to take the lens cap off!

"pov-ray is a powerful ray"
I KNOW....  Nearly got b****y fried last time I was rendering the weapons
pod on a Vl'targ fleet cruiser.  It should come with a WARNING!

"pov-ray is a 3"
Don't tell everyone, or they'll all want one.

"pov-ray is "
How "Zen"...

"pov-ray is a freeware program capable of rendering impacting images"
And I have the bruises to prove it!

"povray is also good at statistics"
Wish I'd known for my Year 12 exam!  Oh wait, it wasn't yet invented then.

"povray is doing all sorts of spacey stuff"
I'm not doing another Vl'targ ship!  I'm not!!!

"povray is a public domain ray tracer that's been ported to many platforms
including"
<dashes off to re-read povlegal.doc>

"povray is cross"
Orright, who's responsible!?  C'mon, own up NOW!

"povray is a memory hog"
:-)     :-o    >:-(    :-p

"povray is used to artificially create realistic images"
So it really is used to create artificial images?

"povray is not included"
Awwww...   :-(   <snif>

"povray is a >raytracer that can easily take minutes to generate an image"
Poor fella.  Life's so hard having to wait so long...

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