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Gail Shaw wrote:
> Jon A. Cruz wrote in message <37804E36.2EA8E43E@geocities.com>...
> >Ken wrote:
> >
> >> "Jon A. Cruz" wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Ken wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > You mean like a chicken with lips, or maybe a horse with feathers or
> >> > > how about me indenting my pov script. That kind of unbelievable ?
> >> >
> >> > So, Ken.
> >> > Are you by chance a Klingon programmer?
> >>
> >> I have never alluded to being any type of programmer. I am a Pov-Ray
> >> user and nothing more save clever and resourceful.
> >>
> >
> >From "Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer"
> >
> >9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
> >skull!"
> >
> >
> >For some reason, the first time I read that, I thought immediately of Ken.
>
> <grin>
>
> Could you please toss a copy of those twelve my way. Would look
> great above my computer at work.
Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer
12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am
to do battle with this code!"
10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original
Klingon."
9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'.
Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality
assurance people in it's wake."
7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' --
and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest.
They will not concern us again."
4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
3) "By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to
die!"
2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!"
1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it
and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
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