Thanks people!

Haven't had a lough like that for ages :-)

You for got a few though, like the one who produces a 3D sterio
image and postes it in binaries.images, and the one wo writes
back saying it's KEWWELL!, and the two who reply saying they
can't focus because the light hurts their eyes.

OH and you forgot the one who's trying to produce an image of a
lightbulb and doesn't know how to get the light source inside the
object.

Cheers Steve

Nieminen Mika wrote:
> 
> Q: How many POV-Ray users does it take to change a light bulb?
> 
> A: 227.
> 
>   1 to ask how to do it in povray.general.
>   8 to answer the question
>   1 to post an article wondering how Ken Tyler can answer so fast to the
> questions.
>   26 to start a thread about what's the best way to model a working light
> bulb with POV-Ray.
>   1 to post that although he puts the camera just right in front of the
> light bulb, he can't see anything.
>   3 to answer with a URL to the povVFAQ page.
>   2 to complain that answering with just a URL is not polite.
>   10 to justify the URL post and to explain why it's a good answer.
>   1 to suggest a new light_bulb primitive for the next version on POV-Ray.
>   5 to laugh at this.
>   1 to make a light bulb #macro and post it in povray.text.scene-files.
>   1 to post a "you have been raytracing too long"-joke about light bulbs.
>   37 to answer to this with their own "raytracing too long"-jokes.
>   1 to start a "POV-ray users using light bulbs"-survey and to render a world
> map indicating the location of the users.
>   129 to participate in the survey.
> 
> --
> main(i,_){for(_?--i,main(i,"FhhQHFIJD|FQTITFN]zRFHhhTBFHhhTBFysdB"[i]
> ):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/

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