POV-Ray : Newsgroups : povray.general : More POV-Ray humor : Re: More POV-Ray humor Server Time
12 Aug 2024 07:28:27 EDT (-0400)
  Re: More POV-Ray humor  
From: Jim Kress
Date: 16 Apr 1999 23:25:04
Message: <3717f100.0@news.povray.org>
Look at the Max for POV-Ray thread ...

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Nieminen Mika wrote in message <3717317f.0@news.povray.org>...
>Q: How many POV-Ray users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>A: 227.
>
>  1 to ask how to do it in povray.general.
>  8 to answer the question
>  1 to post an article wondering how Ken Tyler can answer so fast to the
>questions.
>  26 to start a thread about what's the best way to model a working light
>bulb with POV-Ray.
>  1 to post that although he puts the camera just right in front of the
>light bulb, he can't see anything.
>  3 to answer with a URL to the povVFAQ page.
>  2 to complain that answering with just a URL is not polite.
>  10 to justify the URL post and to explain why it's a good answer.
>  1 to suggest a new light_bulb primitive for the next version on POV-Ray.
>  5 to laugh at this.
>  1 to make a light bulb #macro and post it in povray.text.scene-files.
>  1 to post a "you have been raytracing too long"-joke about light bulbs.
>  37 to answer to this with their own "raytracing too long"-jokes.
>  1 to start a "POV-ray users using light bulbs"-survey and to render a
world
>map indicating the location of the users.
>  129 to participate in the survey.
>
>--
>main(i,_){for(_?--i,main(i+2,"FhhQHFIJD|FQTITFN]zRFHhhTBFHhhTBFysdB"[i]
>):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/


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