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You've had a class in statistical theory I see. And a success at the
Comedy Nightclub as well. Some truly funny stuff to read here, been a
while (if ever?).
Sorry to say though that the second to last count is wrong. It takes at
least two there, so maybe it's really 228 total.
Am I wetting down the comedy yet? Didn't mean to.
Nieminen Mika wrote:
>
> Q: How many POV-Ray users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A: 227.
>
> 1 to ask how to do it in povray.general.
> 8 to answer the question
> 1 to post an article wondering how Ken Tyler can answer so fast to the
> questions.
> 26 to start a thread about what's the best way to model a working light
> bulb with POV-Ray.
> 1 to post that although he puts the camera just right in front of the
> light bulb, he can't see anything.
> 3 to answer with a URL to the povVFAQ page.
> 2 to complain that answering with just a URL is not polite.
> 10 to justify the URL post and to explain why it's a good answer.
> 1 to suggest a new light_bulb primitive for the next version on POV-Ray.
> 5 to laugh at this.
> 1 to make a light bulb #macro and post it in povray.text.scene-files.
> 1 to post a "you have been raytracing too long"-joke about light bulbs.
> 37 to answer to this with their own "raytracing too long"-jokes.
> 1 to start a "POV-ray users using light bulbs"-survey and to render a world
> map indicating the location of the users.
> 129 to participate in the survey.
>
> --
> main(i,_){for(_?--i,main(i+2,"FhhQHFIJD|FQTITFN]zRFHhhTBFHhhTBFysdB"[i]
> ):5;i&&_>1;printf("%s",_-70?_&1?"[]":" ":(_=0,"\n")),_/=2);} /*- Warp -*/
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