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Kyle wrote:
> I don't think they like the taste as much as the thrill of the hunt.
> Around my area, lizards are the prime target. Perhaps animated cat food
> would be a winner?
>
> Pretty funny idea, though. :D
As one comedian put it: "Wild salmon and duck flavour? What the HELL
kind of cat would know what that actually tastes like in the first place?!"
Somebody else pointed out that there are laws about what you can put in
human food, but apparently no such rules about pet food. "8 out of 10
cats prefer Whiskers? Hmm, would that be because it's 98% fat??"
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"Kyle" <no### [at] spam ok> wrote in message news:4947aab4$1@news.povray.org...
> Pretty funny idea, though. :D
My fall back position was postman flavored dog food .... but I nixed that
idea when I realized that there are way more mice than postmen!
:-O
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"Invisible" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
news:4947ab62$1@news.povray.org...
> As one comedian put it: "Wild salmon and duck flavour? What the HELL kind
> of cat would know what that actually tastes like in the first place?!"
like chicken .... right?
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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> "Kyle" <no### [at] spam ok> wrote in message news:4947aab4$1@news.povray.org...
>> Pretty funny idea, though. :D
>
> My fall back position was postman flavored dog food .... but I nixed that
> idea when I realized that there are way more mice than postmen!
>
> :-O
>
>
... and I imagine the postal union would object.
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And lo On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:12:19 -0000, Jim Holsenback
<jho### [at] hotmail com> did spake thusly:
> Now that I have your attention .....
>
> What does every cat like? Mice right?
>
> Well how about mouse flavored cat food! Surely there's an untapped market
> out there ..... problem is I don't know what a mouse tastes like.
>
> I imagine that I'll have difficulty finding non-feline taste-testers
> willing
> to help with the research ;-)
>
> Oh well .... another sure fire winner down the tubes!
What's stopping you using real mice? One mouse-farm, one industrial
grinder, one cannery; job sorted ;-)
--
Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
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Phil Cook v2 wrote:
> What's stopping you using real mice? One mouse-farm, one industrial
> grinder, one cannery; job sorted ;-)
Yeah. I mean, they sell frozen cute fluffy chicks for feeding to snakes...
(No, I'm not making that up.)
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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> like chicken .... right?
"He's so interesting, he never says something tastes like chicken. Not even
chicken."
What a great series of commercials.
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Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
The NFL should go international. I'd pay to
see the Detroit Lions vs the Roman Catholics.
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Phil Cook v2 wrote:
> What's stopping you using real mice?
What's stopping you from simply *advertising* it tastes like mice. How many
people who are familiar with the taste of both mice and cat-food are going
to have the money to hire lawyers over your advertising?
--
Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
The NFL should go international. I'd pay to
see the Detroit Lions vs the Roman Catholics.
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"Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocain freeserve co uk> wrote in message
news:op.### [at] phils mshome net...
> What's stopping you using real mice? One mouse-farm, one industrial
> grinder, one cannery; job sorted ;-)
Haha ... I'm just having a bit of fun with this one. Was at a small business
owner mixer last night and you wouldn't believe how many people thought I
was serious. God the room was full of stuffed shirt, penny loafer wearing
posers. What's happened to peoples sense of humor.
Thanks Phil .... You know I'm having fun visualizing a mouse grinder ....
mice grinder .... ;-)
Cheers
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And lo On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:14:51 -0000, Darren New <dne### [at] san rr com>
did spake thusly:
> Phil Cook v2 wrote:
>> What's stopping you using real mice?
>
> What's stopping you from simply *advertising* it tastes like mice. How
> many people who are familiar with the taste of both mice and cat-food
> are going to have the money to hire lawyers over your advertising?
For the same reason Hedgehog flavoured crisps were removed and Welsh
Dragon sausages required a disclaimer. Here at least you don't require
money you simply complain to Trading Standards.
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Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
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