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"Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocain freeserve co uk> wrote in message
news:op.### [at] phils mshome net...
> What's stopping you using real mice? One mouse-farm, one industrial
> grinder, one cannery; job sorted ;-)
Haha ... I'm just having a bit of fun with this one. Was at a small business
owner mixer last night and you wouldn't believe how many people thought I
was serious. God the room was full of stuffed shirt, penny loafer wearing
posers. What's happened to peoples sense of humor.
Thanks Phil .... You know I'm having fun visualizing a mouse grinder ....
mice grinder .... ;-)
Cheers
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And lo On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:14:51 -0000, Darren New <dne### [at] san rr com>
did spake thusly:
> Phil Cook v2 wrote:
>> What's stopping you using real mice?
>
> What's stopping you from simply *advertising* it tastes like mice. How
> many people who are familiar with the taste of both mice and cat-food
> are going to have the money to hire lawyers over your advertising?
For the same reason Hedgehog flavoured crisps were removed and Welsh
Dragon sausages required a disclaimer. Here at least you don't require
money you simply complain to Trading Standards.
--
Phil Cook
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I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
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And lo On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:26:25 -0000, Jim Holsenback
<jho### [at] hotmail com> did spake thusly:
>
> "Phil Cook v2" <phi### [at] nospamrocain freeserve co uk> wrote in message
> news:op.### [at] phils mshome net...
>> What's stopping you using real mice? One mouse-farm, one industrial
>> grinder, one cannery; job sorted ;-)
>
> Haha ... I'm just having a bit of fun with this one. Was at a small
> business
> owner mixer last night and you wouldn't believe how many people thought I
> was serious. God the room was full of stuffed shirt, penny loafer wearing
> posers. What's happened to peoples sense of humor.
Lost in the great humor purge of '04; sad, sad times.
> Thanks Phil .... You know I'm having fun visualizing a mouse grinder ....
> mice grinder .... ;-)
Damn now you've got me wondering if it's a mouse-farm or a mice-farm.
> Cheers
"Chickens go in, pies come out"
--
Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
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Phil Cook v2 wrote:
> "Chickens go in, pies come out"
"Oh MAN, it's like an OVEN in here!"
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Invisible wrote:
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> Yeah. I mean, they sell frozen cute fluffy chicks for feeding to snakes...
>
The local pet store prefers to feed them live mice...
... What I never realized was that constrictors do their job rather
quickly.. The mouse never knew what it it. Of course, it takes a while
to gulp down the mouse after squeezing ...
--
~Mike
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Phil Cook v2 wrote:
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> "Chickens go in, pies come out"
>
Too bad chickens can't fly...
--
~Mike
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kyle [mailto:no### [at] spam ok]
> ... and I imagine the postal union would object.
Dare I say it?
And they might even go postal on you!!!
Yuk yuk yuk!!! :)
...Ben Chambers
www.pacificwebguy.com
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Chambers wrote:
> And they might even go postal on you!!!
Everyone take cover! He's becoming disgruntled!
--
Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
The NFL should go international. I'd pay to
see the Detroit Lions vs the Roman Catholics.
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Chambers wrote:
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Kyle [mailto:no### [at] spam ok]
>> ... and I imagine the postal union would object.
>
> Dare I say it?
>
> And they might even go postal on you!!!
Ohh the pun! it burns!
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Mike Raiford wrote:
> Phil Cook v2 wrote:
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>>
>> "Chickens go in, pies come out"
>>
>
> Too bad chickens can't fly...
Ohh this is from a movie isn't it? At first I didn't get it, probably
because I watched it long ago, and in Spanish, so the quotes wouldn't
immediately hit me :)
Augh I can't remember the name!
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