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[To the tune of "Congratulatiosn"]
Concatinations!
And conjugations!
When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
Concatinations!
And permutations!
I want the world to see my asymtotic glee.
Who would believe that I could be hylocomplemented?
I used to think group theory hadn't been invented.
[OH GOD, OH GOD, I'M STOPPING NOW!]
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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: You know you need to get out more when...
Date: 26 Jul 2008 06:32:34
Message: <488afd42@news.povray.org>
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Invisible wrote:
> [To the tune of "Congratulatiosn"]
>
> Concatinations!
> And conjugations!
> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
>
> Concatinations!
> And permutations!
> I want the world to see my asymtotic glee.
>
> Who would believe that I could be hylocomplemented?
> I used to think group theory hadn't been invented.
> [OH GOD, OH GOD, I'M STOPPING NOW!]
>
<Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>
John
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Doctor John wrote:
> <Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>
...it has *other* settings??
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Invisible wrote:
> Concatinations!
> And conjugations!
> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
...you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a
group property or a ring property?"
--
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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: You know you need to get out more when...
Date: 27 Jul 2008 06:20:36
Message: <488c4bf4@news.povray.org>
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Invisible wrote:
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>> Concatinations!
>> And conjugations!
>> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
>
> ....you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a
> group property or a ring property?"
>
<pre_emptive_nuclear_strike location=Milton_Keynes>
John
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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: You know you need to get out more when...
Date: 27 Jul 2008 07:23:48
Message: <488c5ac4@news.povray.org>
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Invisible wrote:
>
>> Concatinations!
>> And conjugations!
>> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
>
> ....you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a
> group property or a ring property?"
>
Forgot to add: Surely torsion is a ring property _ iirc from my limited
study of Abelian Group Theory
John
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Invisible wrote:
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>> Concatinations!
>> And conjugations!
>> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
>
> ....you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a
> group property or a ring property?"
>
Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
Q: What is lavender and commutes? A: An Abelian semigrape.
Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of
people? A: A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.
Q: What's nutritious and commutes? A: An Abelian soup.
John
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Doctor John wrote:
> Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
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> Q: What is lavender and commutes? A: An Abelian semigrape.
>
> Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of
> people? A: A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.
>
> Q: What's nutritious and commutes? A: An Abelian soup.
GAAAH! >_<
OK, maybe it isn't *me* who needs to get out more... :-P
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Doctor John wrote:
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>> <Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>
>
> ...it has *other* settings??
>
gentle-massage, invigorating-massage, pound, disable, lethal, pulverize,
blend, and frappe, I belive... ;)
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Mike Raiford wrote:
> Orchid XP v8 wrote:
>> Doctor John wrote:
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>>> <Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>
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>> ...it has *other* settings??
>>
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> gentle-massage, invigorating-massage, pound, disable, lethal, pulverize,
> blend, and frappe, I belive... ;)
you forgot extreme_prejudice. iirc it goes between lethal and pulverise :-)
John (donning kevlar underwear)
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