[To the tune of "Congratulatiosn"]

Concatinations!
And conjugations!
When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.

Concatinations!
And permutations!
I want the world to see my asymtotic glee.

Who would believe that I could be hylocomplemented?
I used to think group theory hadn't been invented.
[OH GOD, OH GOD, I'M STOPPING NOW!]

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Invisible wrote:
> [To the tune of "Congratulatiosn"]
> 
> Concatinations!
> And conjugations!
> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
> 
> Concatinations!
> And permutations!
> I want the world to see my asymtotic glee.
> 
> Who would believe that I could be hylocomplemented?
> I used to think group theory hadn't been invented.
> [OH GOD, OH GOD, I'M STOPPING NOW!]
> 

<Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>

John

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Doctor John wrote:

> <Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>

...it has *other* settings??

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Invisible wrote:

> Concatinations!
> And conjugations!
> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.

...you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a 
group property or a ring property?"

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http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*

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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Invisible wrote:
> 
>> Concatinations!
>> And conjugations!
>> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
> 
> ....you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a 
> group property or a ring property?"
> 

<pre_emptive_nuclear_strike location=Milton_Keynes>

John

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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Invisible wrote:
> 
>> Concatinations!
>> And conjugations!
>> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
> 
> ....you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a 
> group property or a ring property?"
> 

Forgot to add: Surely torsion is a ring property _ iirc from my limited 
study of Abelian Group Theory

John

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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Invisible wrote:
> 
>> Concatinations!
>> And conjugations!
>> When I show everyone this group is torsion-free.
> 
> ....you read this monstrosity and think to yourself "now is torsion a 
> group property or a ring property?"
> 
Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.

Q: What is lavender and commutes? A: An Abelian semigrape.

Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of 
people? A: A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.

Q: What's nutritious and commutes? A: An Abelian soup.

John

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Doctor John wrote:

> Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
> 
> Q: What is lavender and commutes? A: An Abelian semigrape.
> 
> Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of 
> people? A: A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.
> 
> Q: What's nutritious and commutes? A: An Abelian soup.

GAAAH! >_<

OK, maybe it isn't *me* who needs to get out more... :-P

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http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*

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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Doctor John wrote:
> 
>> <Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>
> 
> ...it has *other* settings??
> 

gentle-massage, invigorating-massage, pound, disable, lethal, pulverize, 
blend, and frappe, I belive... ;)

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Mike Raiford wrote:
> Orchid XP v8 wrote:
>> Doctor John wrote:
>>
>>> <Machine gun fire intensity=lethal>
>>
>> ...it has *other* settings??
>>
> 
> gentle-massage, invigorating-massage, pound, disable, lethal, pulverize, 
> blend, and frappe, I belive... ;)

you forgot extreme_prejudice. iirc it goes between lethal and pulverise :-)

John (donning kevlar underwear)

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