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From: Invisible
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 09:28:33
Message: <48318081$1@news.povray.org>
Jim Holsenback wrote:

> haha .... should have googled imperial cup before my reply ..... it comes 
> back with a wiki-pedia entry. So I guess my units are imperial cup!

True story:

My mum bought one of those bread maker machines. (Why?) You know the 
kind - you dump some flour and water and stuff into it, press a button 
like it's a washing machine, and a few hours later it has delicious 
fresh bread inside it.

Except when my mum first tried to work it for herself, all it produced 
was a blackened little biscuit at the bottom. She couldn't figure out 
what on earth the problem could be. So I had to diagnose it. [Obviously 
I'm good with computers, so I'd know all about baking bread. Wait... WTF??]

Anyway, I managed to chizel a few crumbs out of the bottom of this 
machine and taste them. Have you ever tried eating salt grains? That is 
exactly what this tasted like.

"Jesus women, how much salt did you put in this thing?!"

"Half a table spoon like it says."

"No no - half a *tea* spoon!!"

Lord above, half a tablespoon of salt in a lump of dough that fits in 
one hand? No wonder it went wrong - the yeast is dead, and the machine 
blindly baked the inrisen dough to a concrete lump!

Blithering idiot. Even *I* know the difference between a teaspoon and a 
tablespoon - and I wasn't raised 50 years ago when such measures were 
commonplace! o_O

-- 
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From: St 
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 09:36:45
Message: <4831826d@news.povray.org>
LOL! You gotta love Povers... Cookie recipes now. :)

  Thanks Jim!

   ~Steve~


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From: Invisible
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 09:38:15
Message: <483182c7$1@news.povray.org>
St. wrote:
> LOL! You gotta love Povers... Cookie recipes now. :)
> 
>   Thanks Jim!

I am lovin' the whole "I just had a really crap day - have a cookie!" 
mentallity here.

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From: Gail Shaw
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 11:31:38
Message: <48319d5a@news.povray.org>
"Warp" <war### [at] tagpovrayorg> wrote in message
news:48316c83@news.povray.org...
> Jim Holsenback <jho### [at] hotmailcom> wrote:
> > This was going to be a rant about win xp sp3 (don't bother by the way)
>
>   I'm not sure if "don't bother" meant "don't write about the XP SP3" or
> "don't bother installing it".
>
>   As for the latter: Do you have even a choice? If I'm not mistaken, SP3
> is simply the collection of all the updates which Windows Update has been
> giving to people during the years anyways. The vast majority of XP users
> already have SP3 effectively installed even before SP3 was "officially"
> published.
>

On my laptop (vista) I go through the patches and updates that are available
and install the ones I think that I need.
If you have update set to automatically download an install, then you've
effectivly made your choice, otherwise, sure you do.


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From: Gail Shaw
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 11:33:33
Message: <48319dcd@news.povray.org>
"Tom Austin" <taustin> wrote in message news:483172d8$1@news.povray.org...

>
> What was the old method....
>
> Only install even numbered service packs ;-)

Dunno. On SQL Server, SP2 was the problematic one. Previous version of SQL,
it was sp3 that had 'issues'
I've heard that advice applied to application versions as well, just for odd
numbers


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From: Phil Cook
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 12:02:42
Message: <op.uber6snac3xi7v@news.povray.org>
And lo on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:57:56 +0100, Jim Holsenback  
<jho### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:

> This recipe makes two dozen GOOD cookies.

But I wanted EVIL cookies :-P

-- 
Phil Cook

--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com


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From: Jim Holsenback
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 13:00:22
Message: <4831b226@news.povray.org>
"Phil Cook" <phi### [at] nospamrocainfreeservecouk> wrote in message 
news:op.uber6snac3xi7v@news.povray.org...
> And lo on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:57:56 +0100, Jim Holsenback 
> <jho### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>
>> This recipe makes two dozen GOOD cookies.
>
> But I wanted EVIL cookies :-P

add a sprinkle of hemlock? ;-)


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From: andrel
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 21:58:19
Message: <48323066.1020503@hotmail.com>
Jim Holsenback wrote:
> "Jim Holsenback" <jho### [at] hotmailcom> wrote in message 
> news:48317d30@news.povray.org...
>> is there such a thing an imperial cup?
> 
> haha .... should have googled imperial cup before my reply ..... it comes 
> back with a wiki-pedia entry. So I guess my units are imperial cup!
> 
Ok, so the japanese have the smallest cup size. That makes sense. But 
why is the US cup size smaller than in the UK?


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From: andrel
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 19 May 2008 22:01:28
Message: <48323124.8070700@hotmail.com>
Invisible wrote:
> Jim Holsenback wrote:
> 
>> haha .... should have googled imperial cup before my reply ..... it 
>> comes back with a wiki-pedia entry. So I guess my units are imperial cup!
> 
> True story:
> 
> My mum bought one of those bread maker machines. (Why?) You know the 
> kind - you dump some flour and water and stuff into it, press a button 
> like it's a washing machine, and a few hours later it has delicious 
> fresh bread inside it.
> 
> Except when my mum first tried to work it for herself, all it produced 
> was a blackened little biscuit at the bottom. She couldn't figure out 
> what on earth the problem could be. So I had to diagnose it. [Obviously 
> I'm good with computers, so I'd know all about baking bread. Wait... WTF??]
> 
Because like in every modern machine there is a microprocessor inside. 
Obviously there was a bug in the program.


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From: Stephen
Subject: Re: Good Cookie
Date: 20 May 2008 02:41:19
Message: <ojs434d8aqj5vnnn6e21ppfj0hrsicl3dh@4ax.com>
On Tue, 20 May 2008 03:59:02 +0200, andrel <a_l### [at] hotmailcom>
wrote:

>> 
>Ok, so the japanese have the smallest cup size. That makes sense. But 
>why is the US cup size smaller than in the UK?

It could be because America has 16 fluid ounces to a pint whereas in
the UK there are 20 fluid ounces to a pint.
-- 

Regards
     Stephen


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