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9 1/2 weeks
Evening at the Impov
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From: Bob Hughes
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 04:49:47
Message: <378C4F05.4891295A@aol.com>
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Heh-heh, you read my thoughts of how I was going about that. Yes, I
wasn't in a "funny" mood come to think of it, I was only doing a "put
POV-Ray things into movie titles" sort of way. I chuckled a bit at first
sight of Nieminen M.'s proposal and wasn't laughing at the end of Ken
T.'s, so I blame him. Really, I just wasn't thinking about the joke
aspect :) so pretend I was laughing it up as I wrote those (if you can
please).
Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
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SamuelT. wrote:
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> More:
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> The Dark Crackle
> The Neverending Render
> Star Warps
> Isosurface Jones and the Texture of Doom
> #While You Were Sleeping
> The Truman Sphere
> Supermandle
> Forest Bump
> A Nightmare on #End Street
> The Twilight Cone
> Height_Field of Dreams
>
These I do find funny.
Come to think of it: this looks a bit like the way a lot of pornmovie- titles
are cooked up. Could it be POV serves a similar purpose as porn?
Is POV more satisfying?
Remco
http://www.xs4all.nl/~remcodek/pov.html (no porn)
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I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
of something ironic.
Graham
Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
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From: Andrew Cocker
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 17:58:51
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Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouth ac uk> wrote in message
news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...
> I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
> of something ironic.
>
> Graham
Nice one.
Andy
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 15:58:16
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May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on my
website?
Of course with the names of the authors!
I intent to collect all pov/raytracing jokes there.
At the moment there's already over 250 of the "you know you've been
raytracing to long when..." jokes.
It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the Miscellaneous section.
Please?
Rune S. Johansen
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"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
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> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on my
> website?
> Of course with the names of the authors!
>
> I intent to collect all pov/raytracing jokes there.
>
> At the moment there's already over 250 of the "you know you've been
> raytracing to long when..." jokes.
>
> It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the Miscellaneous section.
>
> Please?
>
> Rune S. Johansen
You can have mine if your really want them.
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From: Zeger Knaepen
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Date: 15 Jul 1999 19:16:41
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You find them funny jokes?
You can have mine. Although I only have one I really like: 'Don Juan de
Macro'...
ZK
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 20:43:46
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Ken wrote:
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>"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
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>> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on
my
>> website?
>> Of course with the names of the authors!
>>
>You can have mine if your really want them.
Thank you!
Now I just have to find some time to put them there...
Greetings,
Rune S. Johansen
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 20:43:47
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Zeger Knaepen wrote:
>You find them funny jokes?
No, not really, but somehow I laughed a lot anyway. Don't know why...
>You can have mine. Although I only have one I really like: 'Don Juan de
>Macro'...
>
>ZK
Thank you!
Greetings,
Rune S. Johansen
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