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More:
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Forest Bump
A Nightmare on #End Street
The Twilight Cone
Height_Field of Dreams
And some songs:
Chariots of Media
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vector
Translate, Translate Little Star
Songs from the Wood
Isosurfing U.S.A.
Lambda Bridges Falling Down
99 SORs of Beer on the Wall
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From: Mark Wagner
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 00:24:21
Message: <378c10f5@news.povray.org>
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Fabien Mosen wrote in message <378B67D9.BE7B4FF3@skynet.be>...
>Nieminen Mika wrote:
>>
>> There's something about Povray.
>> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
>> Shakespeare in pov.
>> The matrix.
>
>about "the matrix", we currently face in Europe the marketing process
>for that movie with the "what is the matrix ?" phrase.
According to my Differential Equations book, a matrix is any rectangular
array of numbers or functions.
Mark
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Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
Suffering a poverty of humor are we?
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9 1/2 weeks
Evening at the Impov
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From: Bob Hughes
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 04:49:47
Message: <378C4F05.4891295A@aol.com>
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Heh-heh, you read my thoughts of how I was going about that. Yes, I
wasn't in a "funny" mood come to think of it, I was only doing a "put
POV-Ray things into movie titles" sort of way. I chuckled a bit at first
sight of Nieminen M.'s proposal and wasn't laughing at the end of Ken
T.'s, so I blame him. Really, I just wasn't thinking about the joke
aspect :) so pretend I was laughing it up as I wrote those (if you can
please).
Andrew Cocker wrote:
>
> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
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SamuelT. wrote:
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> More:
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> The Dark Crackle
> The Neverending Render
> Star Warps
> Isosurface Jones and the Texture of Doom
> #While You Were Sleeping
> The Truman Sphere
> Supermandle
> Forest Bump
> A Nightmare on #End Street
> The Twilight Cone
> Height_Field of Dreams
>
These I do find funny.
Come to think of it: this looks a bit like the way a lot of pornmovie- titles
are cooked up. Could it be POV serves a similar purpose as porn?
Is POV more satisfying?
Remco
http://www.xs4all.nl/~remcodek/pov.html (no porn)
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I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
of something ironic.
Graham
Andrew Cocker wrote:
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> I don't understand! Are these supposed to be funny? So you take any film
> title, and replace one of the words with POV? Regardless of there being any
> connection, or it even sounding similar?
> Okay...er....POV-tanic...no...er.....Gone With The POV....
>
> Hilarious.
>
> Andy
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From: Andrew Cocker
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 14 Jul 1999 17:58:51
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Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouth ac uk> wrote in message
news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...
> I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
> of something ironic.
>
> Graham
Nice one.
Andy
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From: Rune S Johansen
Subject: Re: Povray humor part x: Povray related movies
Date: 15 Jul 1999 15:58:16
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May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on my
website?
Of course with the names of the authors!
I intent to collect all pov/raytracing jokes there.
At the moment there's already over 250 of the "you know you've been
raytracing to long when..." jokes.
It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the Miscellaneous section.
Please?
Rune S. Johansen
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Visit The RSJ Website at http://welcome.to/rsj
for 3D images including still lives, dragons,
mathematical shapes, and more. Stereograms,
tutorials, The POV Desktop Theme, all the jokes
"you know you have been raytracing too long when",
miscellaneous other things, and a lot of fun!
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"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
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> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on my
> website?
> Of course with the names of the authors!
>
> I intent to collect all pov/raytracing jokes there.
>
> At the moment there's already over 250 of the "you know you've been
> raytracing to long when..." jokes.
>
> It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the Miscellaneous section.
>
> Please?
>
> Rune S. Johansen
You can have mine if your really want them.
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Ken Tyler
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